69 Funny Valentine's Day Card Memes and How You Can Create Your Own
Spice up the typical Valentine's Day card by adding a little humor with memes. In this article, I'm sharing 69 of our favorite Valentine's Day memes to add laughter to your day.
In love? Single? It’s complicated? Regardless of your relationship status, I think we can all agree that Valentine’s Day memes are hilarious ways to ask someone “be my valentine?” In 2021, it's especially important for you to express your love or make a move virtually.
In this article, I’ll share with you 69 of our favorite funny valentines, as well as a tutorial on how to create your own funny valentines for friends and lovers alike (scroll to the bottom). You can also create a video valentine using these templates or make an ecard from scratch.
Word of caution: Not all of these valentines are SFW – some of them are cute and cheesy, while some of them are a bit adult, dirty, or inappropriate 😉
69 Funny Valentine's Day Cards
Internet Explorer “Let’s Take Things Slow”
Life Alert Infomercial “help i’ve fallen for you and i can’t get up”
John Cena “I’ve never Cena prettier face”
Eminem “Baby you make my palms sweaty, knees weak, arms spaghetti”
Harry Potter “I adumbledore you”
Monsters Inc “My names not sully but you can still be my boo”
Kanye "I like you more than kanye likes kanye"
Harry Potter “I’ll neville let you go”
Pizza “can i get a pizza yo heart”
Nicholas Cage “u caged my heart”
Titanic “u be the ship & i’ll be the iceberg hittin on u”
Leonardo DiCaprio “bby is yur name oscar, cuz i want you so bad”
Star Wars “im not your father but you’ll be calling me daddy later”
Simon Cowell “it’s a yes from me”
Marie Antoinette “babe are you the french revolution cause I’m losing my head over you”
Harry Potter “i long for ur bottom”
Kanye West and Lion King “Kanye feel the love tonight”
Weather “u make me moist and unstable”
The Hunger Games “ur starting an uprising in my district”
Choking Guy “you take my breath away”
The Flintstones “Wanna yabba dabba do it?”
Paula Deen “you BUTTER be my valentine”
Deadpool “i may have broken the fourth wall but i wil never break your heart”
Toy Story “i’m not the only wood you’ll be playing with tonight:
Panic at the Disco “we’ll be closing the god damned door 2nite bb”
Frozen “you are worth melting for”
Illuminati “i wanna get illumi-naughty with you”
Marijuana “weed be cute together”
Barack Obama “i don’t wanna be obama self this valentine’s day”
The Office “I think you’re Dwight-ful”
Mean Girls “u make fetch happen”
Finding Nemo “this valentines day I’m gonna touch YOUR butt”
Dora Bowl “I think you are a Dora Bowl”
Disney Lion King “i can say u aren’t cute but id be lion”
Disney Finding Nemo “be mine?”
Billy Ray Cyrus “dont achy breaky my heart this valentines day”
The Office “I DECLARE MY LOVE TO YOU! Michael Scott”
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson “you ROCK my world”
Bill Nye the Science Guy “i’ve got my ion you”
Buffy the Vampire Slayer “vampires won’t be the only thing im slaying tonight”
Harry Potter “One night with me and they’ll be calling you moaning Myrtle”
Harry Potter Draco Malfoy “would u like to Slytherin to bed with me”
George Washington “let me give you some sugar baby tax free”
Star Wars “Leia’s buns ain’t got nothing on yours, baby.”
Mean Girls “ur hair looks sexy pushed back”
Toy Story “Do you want a friend in you?”
Leonardo DiCaprio “u leonardo dicaptured my heart”
Taylor Swift “Be mine for like two weeks”
Bandaid “do u have a band air bc i just scraped my knee fallin 4 u”
Sharpie “r u a sharpie bc ur ultra fine”
Vincent Van Gogh "vincent van gogh out with me"
Donut “i donut want to spend another day without you”
Napolean Bonaparte “Let’s go have a Napolean Bonerparty”
Ram “i want to ram u with my love”
Grumpy Cat “Everyone sucks. You just happen to suck a little bit less.”
Cat “r u feline the connection between us”
Mountain Dew “i’d mount and dew you”
Bernie Sanders “i’ve got a berning desire for you baby”
Star Wars “Tonight this han doesn’t wanna fly solo”
Grumpy Cat “i hate everything (except u)”
Mitochondria “ur the powerhouse of my LIFE”
Wifi “is ur name wifi cuz im feelin a connection”
Bill Nye the Science Guy “i’d periodically do you on a table”
Orange is the New Black “my eyes are only crazy for you”
Tea “i’ve loved you for oolong time”
NFL Tom Brady “I’ll drop everything to be with you.”
How to Create your Own Funny Valentine
- Add your own image cutout to template
- Add your own text
- Finish and share
Step 1: Add your own image
To create your own high quality, crappy Valentine’s Day card meme, head to the Kapwing Studio and get started with a blank canvas.
Click Background to select a color of your whole image. You can also change your image dimensions to 1:1 for Instagram, 9:16 for portrait/story, 16:9 for landscape, and 5:4 for Youtube, depending on how you will share it.
Now it's time to add the image cutout. Click "Upload" to upload an image from your device or copy/paste an image onto the canvas. Then, use the erase tool to remove the background from the image. Use the magic wand or the pixel eraser to remove the pixels from the background of the image and cutout the subject of the valentine.
You can also use the "Images" tab to search for PNG images as cutouts. I recommend finding an image with a transparent background (helps if you add “PNG” or “transparent” to your search).
You can also use a video or GIF in your valentine.
Step 2: Add your own text
Add your own funny text by clicking the existing text, then select a font from the dropdown menu on the right side. If you want your meme Valentine to be maximum crappy, make sure to use Comic Sans font! Otherwise you can pick whatever font you want.
Step 3: Finish and share
When you are happy with your Valentine, click Export Image in the top right corner. When your image is done loading, click Download to download the image to your device. You can then send the file to your friends directly or copy and paste the Kapwing link to share it.
Thanks for reading this article, Happy Valentine’s Day! Share your meme with us on social media @kapwingapp! And let us know your favorite crappy Valentine.
If you'd like to make some genuine Valentine ecards (sure to get an "awwwww" from your significant other) check out our article on Valentine's Day ecards. For more ideas, tutorials, and features, browse the Kapwing Resources page or our YouTube channel for more modern media tips.
